Lightning Lover Gifts

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

"I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it."

"Looks like you're out for the season - you've got a torn rotator cuff."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Think fast!

Zeus Lightning Bolts

Jupiter

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Cloud Menopause

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

Too late, it occurred to Didier that he should have debuted his new line of lightening-rod inspired outfits indoors.

'Have you ever considered attending an anger management workshop?'

Org invents the first electric car.

Think fast!

Recipes for disaster.

'Your momma was a tropical depression.'

Helluva lightning bug.

"Mr. Zeus! What are you doing out of bed? After your operation, the doctor said you shouldn't even be shorting out lamps..."

Prehistoric man tries to cook food with lightning

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

"If you're so good, why can't you ever strike twice in the same place?"

Local Knowledge

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'