Lightning Lovers Gifts

'Golly Granny, I told you it wasn't safe to catch lightning bugs while it's raining.'

'Do you think I like to throw down a bolt and hit the wrong guy?'

Local Knowledge

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Zeus's Caddy

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

Canute Does It Again

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

"I can't wait to put them on."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'Thank goodness you're here!'