Lightning Bolt Lover Gifts

"Think fast!"

Zeus's Caddy

' A good idea '

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"We've made a few changes."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"I stand corrected..."

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

Snooker.

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"