Lightning Bolt Fan Gifts

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Zeus's Caddy

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Moon Lander

The Lemmings of Montauk

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

"Is the light bothering you?"

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

The Cheese God

Musk, Branson, Bezos.

'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

"Think fast!"

"Will you put something on?"

"Blasted thunderstorm! Reset the video clock Igor!"

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

"Are we nearly there yet?"

Jupiter