Lightning Bolt Fan Gifts

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Zeus's Caddy

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Moon Lander

The Lemmings of Montauk

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Rockets of Nasa and nasal.

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

"Is the light bothering you?"

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

Wolf clinging on to a speeding space rocket

The Cheese God

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Musk, Branson, Bezos.

'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

That guy? He does static shock.

"Think fast!"

'186,282.4 miles per second'? -- Couldn't you make it come out even?'

"Will you put something on?"

You are not all here.

"Blasted thunderstorm! Reset the video clock Igor!"

I don't know why I built it for him – he only uses it to look for squirrels.

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

Cat watching the laser dot finals.

"Are we nearly there yet?"