Lightning Fan Gifts

'The surgery was successful...Herbert was struck by lightening while sitting on a bedpan.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

En garde!

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Caliologist

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

The Lemmings of Montauk

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

En-guard dog.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

"Is the light bothering you?"

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

True Fly Fishing.

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Acupuncture.

'Hot enough for ya?'

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Fixing the light

"… and then Roger discovered fly fishing and I discovered Gregory."

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'

Steel fabricator

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

'There's a fly in my soup.'