Lighthouse Fan Gifts

The Lemmings of Montauk

I don't know why I built it for him – he only uses it to look for squirrels.

Local Knowledge

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Lighthouse Beam.

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Pirates

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

Landlubbers ONLY!

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

"Your candle has gone out."

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

"Delivery."

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

Beacon Theatre

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

The Original Stonehenge: '...it's just that I hate all the effort to alter the clock twice a year.'

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

Moon and Lighthouse