Laser Light Show Fan Gifts

Cat watching the laser dot finals.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Trojan Hurdler.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

The Lemmings of Montauk

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Optician and the PI.

"Anyone for tennis?"

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

A singer launches her mouth from her face.

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

Lion Tamer ?

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

'Higher!'

"Don't ever go in there - The waiters are all mimes!"

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

Megacorp. A word to the wise --- "Power tie" doesn't mean the kind that lights up.

When you think about it, it's kinds weird lig-synching "I Gotta Be Me."