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"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Trojan Hurdler.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

The Lemmings of Montauk

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Optician and the PI.

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"Anyone for tennis?"

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

A singer launches her mouth from her face.

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

Lion Tamer ?

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

"Don't ever go in there - The waiters are all mimes!"

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'

'Higher!'