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"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Succession 2

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

The EP-21 spy plane.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Air Footer

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

For Sale: Red Arrow

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Stealth fighter fly over.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Airshow.

Cat Show - Sheds Most

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Visual Gag: World War I DH-82 Tiger Moth

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."