Laser Shows Pillows

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Succession 2

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

The EP-21 spy plane.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Air Footer

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

For Sale: Red Arrow

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Airshow.

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Stealth fighter fly over.

Visual Gag: World War I DH-82 Tiger Moth

Cat Show - Sheds Most

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops