Laser Light Aficionado Pillows

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Tedious Romantic.

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

You need a new reading light

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Illuminating agricultural production

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Man lighting ceiling candle

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'I see you've heard the news.'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'

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John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

'Well, so much for the ump. Higgins, go tell the P.A. announcer to warn the spectators about the irresponsible use of laser pointers.'

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

I'm looking to settle down with a nice light bulb, should I try the internet.