Laser Light Show Lover Pillows

'Well, so much for the ump. Higgins, go tell the P.A. announcer to warn the spectators about the irresponsible use of laser pointers.'

' A good idea '

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Epic Battles

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Illuminating agricultural production

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

"I can't wait to put them on."

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Man lighting ceiling candle

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

'Look at how the simple little creatures are attracted to the light!'

The turning on the lights ceremony

"Let's say that's better without, shall we?"

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Rudolf gets an electric shock.