Laser Light Show Lover Pillows

'Well, so much for the ump. Higgins, go tell the P.A. announcer to warn the spectators about the irresponsible use of laser pointers.'

' A good idea '

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Epic Battles

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

You need a new reading light

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

"I can't wait to put them on."

Illuminating agricultural production

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

Man lighting ceiling candle

"My manager says that the new guy is brilliant."

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

The turning on the lights ceremony

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

"Let's say that's better without, shall we?"

'Look at how the simple little creatures are attracted to the light!'

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Bright Idea