Laser Lover Pillows

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"Tattoo removal" "Any more?"

"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

It's the latest thing. He's a laser pointer.

"Yes, Birdboy, you might think it's a ray traveling in a straight line. Actually, though, the laser light spreads out slightly as it..."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Epic Battles

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

A boy with a camera

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"I call it angle-poise"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

The beer idea.

Flower lamp.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"I only came in to get my eyes done."