Laser Lover Pillows

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"Tattoo removal" "Any more?"

"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

It's the latest thing. He's a laser pointer.

"Yes, Birdboy, you might think it's a ray traveling in a straight line. Actually, though, the laser light spreads out slightly as it..."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Epic Battles

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

A boy with a camera

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I call it angle-poise"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

The beer idea.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Flower lamp.