Laser Lovers Pillows

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Epic Battles

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

"Let's say that's better without, shall we?"

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

"Tab! Control yourself! For God's sake just look away!"

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

'Well, so much for the ump. Higgins, go tell the P.A. announcer to warn the spectators about the irresponsible use of laser pointers.'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

The De-evolution of Man due to Contact Lenses.

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

'Golly Granny, I told you it wasn't safe to catch lightning bugs while it's raining.'

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."

Laser Beam Playing Record.

'It's not the boring company meetings that make me go crazy...it's those presentations with the laser light pointers!'

The more things change, the more they stay the same.