Laser Lovers Gifts

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Epic Battles

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

"Let's say that's better without, shall we?"

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

"Tab! Control yourself! For God's sake just look away!"

'Well, so much for the ump. Higgins, go tell the P.A. announcer to warn the spectators about the irresponsible use of laser pointers.'

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

The De-evolution of Man due to Contact Lenses.

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

'Golly Granny, I told you it wasn't safe to catch lightning bugs while it's raining.'

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

Laser Beam Playing Record.

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."

'It's not the boring company meetings that make me go crazy...it's those presentations with the laser light pointers!'

The more things change, the more they stay the same.