Laser Aficionado Gifts

'Sure you can be a high-resolution laser spectropocist if tou want to be, but tell Daddy, what is a high-resolution laser spectropocist.'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Epic Battles

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

'Well, so much for the ump. Higgins, go tell the P.A. announcer to warn the spectators about the irresponsible use of laser pointers.'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

'My friend here would like to try the Brazilian.'

With a hindsight exam result of 20/40, Harold hoped the new monocle would be less irritating than the last one.

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

Endurance

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

Laser Beam Playing Record.

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."

Luke Flywalker.

Sparlkers

'Lingerie works, but I usually lure Doug to the bedroom with a laser pointer.'

'It's supposed to be the most fun place on earth.'

"Now, without chasing it, I want you to follow the laser dot."