The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.
Laser Toy Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for the laser toy enthusiast in your life? Our collection features witty and playful items like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that highlight their passion for laser gadgets and creative light shows. Perfect for fans of high-tech fun and innovative toys, these products are designed to amuse and inspire anyone fascinated by laser technology and luminous entertainment.
'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
Director/Action Man toy.
Build your very own conflict of interest!
'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'
The Rubber Ball Company
"That'll be five bucks."
"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."
Rocking Horse
"Werewolves of London..."
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
Toy plane with pilot eject.
Toy Shops and Educated Children
"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"
"Where the hell's my Slinky?"
"It's his emotional support animal."
Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company
Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
Childlike love
"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."
Teddy and friends.
One!
"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."
"Graduation day at kite flying school."
Jack in the box on strike.
'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'
What can I play?
Remote Control Duck
Toys
Inaction Figure
Typical bored kid of the New Millennium
"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"
'...and, of course you get a company car.'
Laser Toy Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Laser Toy Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of laser toy enthusiast mugs—perfect for brightening mornings and celebrating a love for innovative light gadgets.
Laser Toy Enthusiast Pillows
Browse our comfortable pillows with laser-inspired designs—add a luminous touch to your home decor for laser fans.
Laser Toy Enthusiast Prints
See our vivid prints that capture the excitement of laser toy fascination—great for decorating a creative, light-loving space.
Laser Toy Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our laser toy enthusiast t-shirts—fun, stylish, and perfect for proud light-lovers who want to wear their passion.