Laser Toys Gifts

Have you seen this laser dot?

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

"Google car."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

The Rubber Ball Company

Jr. cloning kit

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

That one has all the batteries!

Future garbage truck driver.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Playdough's The Republic

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Rocking Horse