Lasers Gifts

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

High School Science Project Competition

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"He's an indoor cat."

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"I'd really let myself go. I hadn't shaved in days."

'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'

"...I'll just take the day off."

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

Laser Beam Playing Record.

"I love how science fiction movies feature these hi-tech laser pointers."

'It's not the boring company meetings that make me go crazy...it's those presentations with the laser light pointers!'

'Jimmy, I can't see!'