Laser Treatments Gifts

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'Well, you're not blind, but have you ever considered laser eye surgery?'

Acupuncture.

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

'Lasik surgery is VERY affordable nowadays...UNLESS YOU'RE A FLY!'

"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

High School Science Project Competition

"The interrogation was brutal, but the bright lights really helped relieve my seasonal affective disorder."

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

Laser Beam Playing Record.

"It's for my depression. Go get your own."

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."

'Maybe you should replace the super plantinum-iridium-cadmium batteries in your laser pointer with ordinary alkaline batteries.'

The class was unusually quiet. Gribbins fingered his cane and coughed just once. Chalk-dust or asthma, nobody could tell. What was left of Jimmy Worthington sizzled quietly on the floor in front of the excimer laser...

"Of course, you've got to expect some side effects with Eye Laser Treatment."