Considering Laser Eye Surgery Gifts

'Well, you're not blind, but have you ever considered laser eye surgery?'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Hospital Departments

Facelift Book.

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

Mirror mirror...

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

"But doctor...when I said I wanted to increase my breasts what I meant was..."

"All these years I put my nose to the grindstone. Now I need a nose job!"

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

Wishing you a Speedy recovery from Eye Surgery.

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'Good grief. I think your body rejected your cornea transplant.'

"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

Roman Nose Cosmetic Surgery

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

'Lasik surgery is VERY affordable nowadays...UNLESS YOU'RE A FLY!'

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

The perils of boob jobs.

'My husband wants me to be a 'perfect ten', so I'm here for a pair of 'fives'.'

'I can't see a problem, Your nose should be a very simple procedure,'