Eye Surgery Gifts

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

'Alas, laser eye surgery hasn't helped me in spotting my car in parking lots.'

"Of course, you've got to expect some side effects with Eye Laser Treatment."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Pirate eye test

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'It's Blurred.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Musical Eye Test

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"How many letters can you read?"