Eye Surgery Gifts

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

'Good news, Little Orphan Annie. We've finally got some donated corneas for you.'

'Alas, laser eye surgery hasn't helped me in spotting my car in parking lots.'

"Of course, you've got to expect some side effects with Eye Laser Treatment."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Love is Blind.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Pirate eye test

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

Hospital Departments

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'It's Blurred.'

OMG.