Eye Surgeon Gifts

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

"'Whites whiter, colors vivid and bright'. Is this laundry detergent of cataract surgery?"

"I only came in to get my eyes done."

"I see so much better after cataract surgery and....wow, you're bald!"

Wishing you a Speedy recovery from Eye Surgery.

"You've been playing with the controls, haven't you. . .?"

"I'm afraid you're going to need a new pair of corrective lashes, Mr. Fox."

"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Safety First' at the Eye Institute

'Good grief. I think your body rejected your cornea transplant.'

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Pirate eye test

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

Hospital Departments

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"All other letters have been disallowed."