Eye Care Specialist Gifts

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Optician transition lenses display

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Love is Blind.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Pirate eye test

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

Hospital Departments

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'It's Blurred.'

Musical Eye Test

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'