Eyesight Care Gifts

Letters read: 'Try removing the cap you idiot.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Love is Blind.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Large print e-book.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Hospital Departments

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"How many letters can you read?"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

OMG.

Musical Eye Test

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Stand-Up Comic Eye Exam.

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Optometrist Humor

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."