Eyesight Care Gifts

Letters read: 'Try removing the cap you idiot.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Large print e-book.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Hospital Departments

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

OMG.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Musical Eye Test

"How many letters can you read?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Stand-Up Comic Eye Exam.

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Optometrist Humor

"Your problem isn't the prescription."