Eye Care Gifts

'Your eyesight is only 20/400, but your insight is fantastic!'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'

"Your new spectacles will cost...."

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

'We're hopeful the built up pressure will subside, but right now he's still in glaucoma.'

'One letter at a time.'

"No...still a bit foggy."

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

'Yes I can imagine it was frightening when you began seeing double.'

'They give you that 'I'm tough but thoughtful' look'

"You really need bifocals. Then you can read the fine print and see the big picture, too."

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

"Over here."

"I think I see why the eyedrops aren't working."

'You haven't been eating your carrots, have you?'

'How do you like those?' - 'Great, I can see the same pair across the road for £5 less.'

Senior tennis player having a tennis-oriented vision check-up.

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

'You really need to think about getting glasses.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'Well, there's a site for sore eyes...'

"I'm detecting a slight twinkle."

'I told you not to wear your new contacts for more than 12 hours a day.'

'My wife tells me I need glasses but as usual she is wrong'

"It's no use, I can't do it - I only have eyes for you!!"

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'Dad, you have your glasses on, still.'