Eye Care Advocate Gifts

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"I see a lot of this. Your eyes are stuck in a down position -- try not to look down at your phone so much."

The Ophthalmologist

Policeman at opticians, reading eye chart that says 'ELLO ELLO ELLO'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"Double vision! Are you sure?"

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

Optician and the PI.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."