Eye Health Advocates Gifts

"I can't see them when they're sleeping. I can't see them when they're awake."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"You have superior extra ocular muscle strength - how often do you roll your eyes at your husband?"

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

"You've got corn syrup oozing from your eyes. Try to cut back on the eye candy."

"My eyes feel heavy. Does that mean I'm taking in too much eye candy?"

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Focus Group: "Better or worse? How about now? Better or worse?"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.