Vision Improvement Advocate Gifts

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

George Washington's Birthday

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Lasik surgery is VERY affordable nowadays...UNLESS YOU'RE A FLY!'

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

One of the three blind mice

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

Cyclops reading an eye chart

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

"I wish you'd have made your appointment a little sooner."

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Hey, where's my dog?'

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'

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