Visual Impairment Awareness Advocate Gifts

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Lasik surgery is VERY affordable nowadays...UNLESS YOU'RE A FLY!'

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

Cyclops reading an eye chart

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

One of the three blind mice

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

Politically incorrect cliche (blind man with seeing eye dog begging)

'Hey, where's my dog?'

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

Health Care

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

'You should ... oh, I see you finally did get your eyes checked.'

'When you said this was an eye examination for Macular Degeneration, I didn't think you meant an actual exam!'

"Good. Now, try the bottom line."

"They're excellent for the eyes."