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Girl in Yellow Jumper

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

Prosthetic snake.

Vitruvian Man

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Snow Blind

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

Skiing in a wheelchair

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant

Cyclops reading an eye chart

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

A FAREWELL TO ARMS ERNEST HEMINGWAY

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

Pirate toilet.

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

'Did you have a job before you received incapacity benefit.' 'Does walking with a limp count?'

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

Gingerbread man runs with false legs.