Visually Impaired Community Supporter Gifts

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

Cyclops reading an eye chart

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.

Confidence.

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Hey, where's my dog?'

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

Large lady reading a large print book.

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

"Nice reading glasses."

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

'You should ... oh, I see you finally did get your eyes checked.'

"Where do I sign? I'm totally blind without my contacts."

'Mabel, you know you have to lay up with my reading glasses for alphabet soup...'

Deaf people wear big black earmuffs.

Blind Dogs Only - "But the dog isn't blind."

'Wow... longest red light ever, eh boy?'

"Glasses? Oh heavens no - just get super obnoxious LED lights and drive with your brights on."

Really Big Print

"Come on boy, surely the light has changed by now."

'The guy who took my pencils was about five-nine, brown hair, black leather jacket, grey pants . . .'

Conference for Visually Impaired

'Bayville 3 Mil - This large-print sign for drivers with poor vision'

A blind guy's dog has died and he is dragging it around - 'We don't have the heart to tell him...'