Blind Awareness Supporter Gifts

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

Blind Cyclist

One of the three blind mice

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

Pirate toilet.

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

Confidence.

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

Politically incorrect cliche (blind man with seeing eye dog begging)

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

Bucky's new threat level warning system!

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

"Look mister, I have nothing against you being blind. And I'm sure you do have super-human-like sense of smell. However, I'm not going to issue you a driver's license."

"...and a report of a blue-skinned, green-haired male breaking into the School for the colour blind."

Ex Circus Clown Down On His Luck. Please Give.

"Glasses? Oh heavens no - just get super obnoxious LED lights and drive with your brights on."

ROYAL NATIONAL INSTITUTE of the BLIND

'Wow... longest red light ever, eh boy?'

Deaf people wear big black earmuffs.

"If I look familiar... I was the model for all those signs you see around!"

'Just looking, thanks.'

Wheelchair Duellers.

'The guy who took my pencils was about five-nine, brown hair, black leather jacket, grey pants . . .'