Blindness Awareness Supporters Gifts

"Look mister, I have nothing against you being blind. And I'm sure you do have super-human-like sense of smell. However, I'm not going to issue you a driver's license."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

Blind Cyclist

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

One of the three blind mice

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

Confidence.

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

Large lady reading a large print book.

Politically incorrect cliche (blind man with seeing eye dog begging)

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

A free wish? I could do with a new cap!

Bob gets a message from the man upstairs.

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

"I can't see them when they're sleeping. I can't see them when they're awake."

HIV Prevention

"Glasses? Oh heavens no - just get super obnoxious LED lights and drive with your brights on."

'Wow... longest red light ever, eh boy?'

Deaf people wear big black earmuffs.

"Did you remember to get a new battery for your hearing aid?"