Blindness Advocate Gifts

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

One of the three blind mice

Cyclops reading an eye chart

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

Confidence.

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

Politically incorrect cliche (blind man with seeing eye dog begging)

Health Care

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

Bucky's new threat level warning system!

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

'You should ... oh, I see you finally did get your eyes checked.'

"Look mister, I have nothing against you being blind. And I'm sure you do have super-human-like sense of smell. However, I'm not going to issue you a driver's license."

"...and a report of a blue-skinned, green-haired male breaking into the School for the colour blind."

'Mabel, you know you have to lay up with my reading glasses for alphabet soup...'

"Glasses? Oh heavens no - just get super obnoxious LED lights and drive with your brights on."

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved...There is a difference.'

'Just looking, thanks.'

Wheelchair Duellers.