Color Blindness Advocate Gifts

"...and a report of a blue-skinned, green-haired male breaking into the School for the colour blind."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

One of the three blind mice

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

Cyclops reading an eye chart

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

Confidence.

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

Politically incorrect cliche (blind man with seeing eye dog begging)

Bucky's new threat level warning system!

Health Care

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

'You should ... oh, I see you finally did get your eyes checked.'

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

"Glasses? Oh heavens no - just get super obnoxious LED lights and drive with your brights on."

'Mabel, you know you have to lay up with my reading glasses for alphabet soup...'

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved...There is a difference.'

Really Big Print

"Come on boy, surely the light has changed by now."