Colorblind Awareness Gifts

Fifty Shades of Gray

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Welcome to the United States."

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Blind Cyclist

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Lack History Month

One of the three blind mice

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

"Actually, the neighborhood today is much less restricted than it used to be."

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

"Of course we're diverse! Shawn here is a vegetarian!"

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

'Been away?'

"Britney, I'm sorry to disappoint you...I know you expected my family to live up to your preconceived notions...but we're pretty normal."

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

'There goes the neighborhood.'

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

"And you must be the domestic partner we refused to extend spousal benefits to."

Politically incorrect cliche (blind man with seeing eye dog begging)

'Hey, where's my dog?'

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

"Not at all, I just wanted to cover my face because I'm ashamed of all the bigoted and hateful people in this country."

"Really, Billy...anybody can shop at this Hispanic-friendly J Mart. It's no big deal."

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

Bucky's new threat level warning system!

"Excuse me, sir - which is better, Queens or the Bronx?"