Colorblind Awareness Gifts

Fifty Shades of Gray

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

"Welcome to the United States."

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Lack History Month

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Blind Cyclist

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

One of the three blind mice

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

"Actually, the neighborhood today is much less restricted than it used to be."

"Of course we're diverse! Shawn here is a vegetarian!"

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

'Been away?'

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

'There goes the neighborhood.'

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

"And you must be the domestic partner we refused to extend spousal benefits to."

'Hey, where's my dog?'

' 'Fairy Tales' by Hans Multifaith Andersen.'

Politically incorrect cliche (blind man with seeing eye dog begging)

Bucky's new threat level warning system!

"Not at all, I just wanted to cover my face because I'm ashamed of all the bigoted and hateful people in this country."

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

'Long time, no see!'

"Excuse me, sir - which is better, Queens or the Bronx?"