Vision Awareness Gifts

'Long time, no see!'

National Everything Awareness Day

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Can't even hold signs well.

Large print e-book.

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Hospital Departments

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'It's Blurred.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Musical Eye Test

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Pollution Look

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."