Vision Advocate Gifts

'You should ... oh, I see you finally did get your eyes checked.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

US election postal vote controversy

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Election 2020

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

I voted.

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

"Senator, you seem concerned about your re-election prospects."

Vote Signal

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

George Washington's Birthday

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

Elections

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

Why god isn't listening...

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

It isn't just the media that's biased...often the voters are too.

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Lasik surgery is VERY affordable nowadays...UNLESS YOU'RE A FLY!'

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

Your Polling Place Has Changed.

"I've been unemployed longer than I can remember."

Labour MP: 'The electorate has sent us a very clear message, and it's one that you can't print in a family newspaper.'