Visual Impairment Advocate Gifts

'Bayville 3 Mil - This large-print sign for drivers with poor vision'

Cyclops reading an eye chart

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

Vitruvian Man

Snow Blind

Arm wrestling champion. (man in wheelchair).

Prosthetic snake.

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Skiing in a wheelchair

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

Handicapped Accessible Hydrant

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

Pirate toilet.

Seeing eye dog is getting directions for blind man.

'Did you have a job before you received incapacity benefit.' 'Does walking with a limp count?'

Gingerbread man runs with false legs.

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Hey, where's my dog?'

'Honestly, I can't take you anywhere.'

Equal Opportunity Amphitheatre

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.