Visual Impairment Awareness Supporter Gifts

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

One of the three blind mice

Cyclops reading an eye chart

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

Confidence.

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

Large lady reading a large print book.

'Hey, where's my dog?'

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

'You should ... oh, I see you finally did get your eyes checked.'

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

'Mabel, you know you have to lay up with my reading glasses for alphabet soup...'

"Glasses? Oh heavens no - just get super obnoxious LED lights and drive with your brights on."

'Wow... longest red light ever, eh boy?'

Deaf people wear big black earmuffs.

"If I look familiar... I was the model for all those signs you see around!"

Wheelchair Duellers.

Conference for Visually Impaired

"Come on boy, surely the light has changed by now."

Really Big Print

'Just looking, thanks.'