Vision Awareness Advocate Gifts

"Glasses? Oh heavens no - just get super obnoxious LED lights and drive with your brights on."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

'Lasik surgery is VERY affordable nowadays...UNLESS YOU'RE A FLY!'

One of the three blind mice

"Sure, playing hot potato is fun until someone pokes an eye out!"

Opium Den 2019

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

Cyclops reading an eye chart

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

"But do you feel invisible?"

Confidence.

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.