Vision Awareness Advocate Gifts

"Glasses? Oh heavens no - just get super obnoxious LED lights and drive with your brights on."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

Sewer Rats

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

"Sure, playing hot potato is fun until someone pokes an eye out!"

Cyclops reading an eye chart

Opium Den 2019

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

One of the three blind mice

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

Confidence.

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

"But do you feel invisible?"

'No, it doesn't connect to an X-box!'

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

'Hey, where's my dog?'