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'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

One of the three blind mice

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

Cyclops reading an eye chart

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

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Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

Confidence.

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.

'Hey, where's my dog?'

Large lady reading a large print book.

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

'You should ... oh, I see you finally did get your eyes checked.'

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

Deaf people wear big black earmuffs.

'Wow... longest red light ever, eh boy?'

"Glasses? Oh heavens no - just get super obnoxious LED lights and drive with your brights on."

'Mabel, you know you have to lay up with my reading glasses for alphabet soup...'

"If I look familiar... I was the model for all those signs you see around!"

Wheelchair Duellers.

Really Big Print

"Come on boy, surely the light has changed by now."

Conference for Visually Impaired