Blind Awareness Appreciator Gifts

Blind Cyclist

National Everything Awareness Day

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Sewer Rats

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Happy everything to everybody.

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

One of the three blind mice

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

'Brilliant!'

Confidence.

"But do you feel invisible?"

The Ribbon, Nemesis Of Crime....

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

Politically incorrect cliche (blind man with seeing eye dog begging)

"I passed the eye exam! I am now qualified to do watch duty!"

'Meet Regan the vegan, Ray the gay and Tommie the commie.'

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

"Look mister, I have nothing against you being blind. And I'm sure you do have super-human-like sense of smell. However, I'm not going to issue you a driver's license."

"Glasses? Oh heavens no - just get super obnoxious LED lights and drive with your brights on."

Welcome Diversity Comedy Club

He's the sort of man who looks out the window, sees something wrong and does something about it.

'To bring awareness of a very important issue and how much it means to me...What part of, I'm-wearing-a-ribbon-and-you're-not, don't you understand?'

Of Course My Mom Still Needs Glasses

Together...