Blind Awareness Appreciator Gifts

Blind Cyclist

National Everything Awareness Day

Blind man walking a tortoise.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Sewer Rats

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Happy everything to everybody.

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

One of the three blind mice

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

Confidence.

"But do you feel invisible?"

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

Politically incorrect cliche (blind man with seeing eye dog begging)

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'

'Meet Regan the vegan, Ray the gay and Tommie the commie.'

"I passed the eye exam! I am now qualified to do watch duty!"

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

"Look mister, I have nothing against you being blind. And I'm sure you do have super-human-like sense of smell. However, I'm not going to issue you a driver's license."

Together...

'You have a rare ailment.'

Welcome Diversity Comedy Club

"Glasses? Oh heavens no - just get super obnoxious LED lights and drive with your brights on."

He's the sort of man who looks out the window, sees something wrong and does something about it.

'To bring awareness of a very important issue and how much it means to me...What part of, I'm-wearing-a-ribbon-and-you're-not, don't you understand?'