Awareness Enthusiast Gifts

National Everything Awareness Day

'You have a rare ailment.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

A Preschool of Fish

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'At first it's just kindergarten, but then mission creep takes over and you're in college.'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Abacus.

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

OM, SWEET OM

"Nice to have you all back at school, tap-tap, there are lessons to learn."

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

The History Teacher

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Gold versus Knowledge

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

Ethics ethics.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."