Awareness Enthusiast Gifts

National Everything Awareness Day

'You have a rare ailment.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

A Preschool of Fish

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'At first it's just kindergarten, but then mission creep takes over and you're in college.'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Abacus.

"Nice to have you all back at school, tap-tap, there are lessons to learn."

Gold versus Knowledge

The History Teacher

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

OM, SWEET OM

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Ethics ethics.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'That book is still floating around the system.'