Knowledge Enthusiast Gifts

Teacher trying to hammer knowledge into child.

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

'I know it all...I just can't remember it all at once.'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

'I dunno-won't it make the wife MORE of the knowall she already is?'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The Bookworm

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Historical memory is on life support.

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

National Everything Awareness Day

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Screen Time vs Book Time

The intellectual.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Blue Stockings

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...