Expertise Enthusiast Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair bill

'We put this question to a panel of eminent experts and they didn't have a fucking clue!'

National Everything Awareness Day

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'In general, do the right thing.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

X-RAY

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

Gold versus Knowledge

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'Peek inside a woman's trunk, and you peek inside a woman's heart.'

John Banville

"There's someone here who says she has a word to the wise. Do we have anyone like that?"

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

Scale indicates the value of books.

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

"I'll give you some advice. When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut."

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!