Expertise Enthusiast Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair bill

'We put this question to a panel of eminent experts and they didn't have a fucking clue!'

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

National Everything Awareness Day

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'In general, do the right thing.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

X-RAY

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

Gold versus Knowledge

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

John Banville

"There's someone here who says she has a word to the wise. Do we have anyone like that?"

'Peek inside a woman's trunk, and you peek inside a woman's heart.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

Scale indicates the value of books.

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

"I'll give you some advice. When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut."