Interest Enthusiast Gifts

"Think of all that interest piling up at six per cent per annum from day of deposit."

The Fed begins to attempt to raise interest rates hot air balloon.

Bank Loans - Just Say No

Team Leader

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Scarcity

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Max Weber

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'That book is still floating around the system.'

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"To be on the safe side, we need an independent prosecutor to check on the independent prosecutor."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Google Magazine

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

Excessive Paperwork

Media Whore Raceway.

John Banville

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.