Information Enthusiast Gifts

Information booth and what to do with it.

Data mine - Gold mine.

'Why are you telling me all this? We don't need any more.'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

Information / Way To Much Information

'Did you remember to stop our news feeds while we're away?'

'That book is still floating around the system.'

"I don't think of myself as nervous, I think of myself as well informed."

News Feed

"And now, another news update - updated from the updated news that was updated ten minutes ago..."

"Who am I to question our government's policies? I'll tell you who I am! I'm Bernard A. Nesbitt, who reads the 'Times,' the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'Post,' 'Newsweek,' 'Time,' 'Business Week,' 'U.S.News & World Report,' 'Look,' 'Life,' and 'Saturday Evening Post.' That's who I am!"

Pendemonia

"The symptoms are obvious!. . .An overdose of corona information!"

"My Hispanic Heritage Month Report is called 'How Gloria Estefan Invented the Space Shuttle.'"

"Don't worry, it's good when his eyeballs spin around like that. He's buffering your information."

'What's my Dad buying me for my Birthday?'

'We know something you don't, but you'll hav to wait until 11 PM to find out!'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Now we know all about things completely out of our control."

"So much is written, so little advanced."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

The Computer Bore

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"They grow up so fast."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'