Info Enthusiast Gifts

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Google Magazine

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Too Much Information

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"They grow up so fast."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Claus 2.0

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'That's about it so far, Son.'